See now, these are the aliens that gave me my trailer. They look like Buck Owens and they write my songs fer me. When I'm in a bar or at a show and some idiot tries to beat me up cos I'm a flirtin with his woman, a red beam of light comes outta nowhere and knocks the fella right on his ass!

So watch it punks! The aliens have assured me that I will be the biggest star in the universe! They are already scoutin planets far away from here for me to dominate as I have dominated this one.