See, now there's nuthin wrong with real rednecks, but this kinda redneck is the bad kind. The kinda redneck lives in Hootieville, South By God Carolina.
We kill rednecks like these...slobberin drunkass, lewd, gas-passin, football watchin, Garth Brooks lovin, hicks, we don't love 'em cos they ain't got no damn money. They had some money, maybe we wouldn't be killin 'em! DUMB BASTARDS!
