NASCAR UPDATE!
Now y'all I am so upset about what happened at the DAYTONA 500 this past week that I just don't know what ta say about it all! WonderJerk Gordon wrecked Dale Earnhardt and took out about 4 other cars! Made a low pass on Bill Elliott who was leadin the race and almost wrecked him too! If Bill had'nt a backed off the gas he'd a been wiped out by lil'mr.futureofnascar! So the all-time idiot of racin won his first DAYTONA 500!
He's kinda like Steve Austin in Rasslin, a lil'punk always interferrin with the big guys!
Kids, don't think about what would happen if Hick'ry Hawkins passed Jeff Gordon on the street! It would surely be ugly! I can say what I want here cos it's my home page and here I am all powerful! #24 is the only car I ever wanna see hit a wall! The only car I ever wanna see on fire! I mean, on a serious note here, if Gordon keeps doin things like what he did at DAYTONA and what he did last year at TALLEDEGA (he caused a wreck that almost broke Ricky Craven's back and did bread Bill Elliott's leg) he's gonna get somebody killed! Please Lord don't let that idjit ruin NASCAR!!!
Go to hell, y'all,
Hick
