January NASCAR Update!
Well, the season's over and even though I don't like the new champ, Terry Labonte, I'm glad that bastard Gordon didn't get it this time! What an idiot, mama's boy, whitewashed cereal commercial!
That Hendrick guy who owns Labonte and Gordon's teams is in trouble with the law now on fraud and conspiracy charges!
Ha Ha Ha, you freakin moron, Chevy and GM can't help yer sorry ass now can they!
I hope they take his car dealerships and his NASCAR teams! That guy's always been up to some kinda tom fooery!
Look fer me on the race track next season cos I'll be at least one of 'em singin the national anthem and as special guest up in the commentary booth.
Ain't nobody asked me yet but I'm sure they will. And one day I'll be drivin my own NASCAR what'll be a Ford Thunderbird sponsored by Neese's Liver Puddin!
Anyhow y'all wanna talk racin or ya got any good NASCAR stories about Dick Trickle, mail us and let us know about it!
Go to hell, y'all,
Hick
